So I'm on my way back to Oakland from LAX airport and my flight is slightly delayed. The fact that I had an insanely slow shuttle driver taking me to the airport after my ferry from Catalina came into San Pedro at a snail's pace making me 20 minutes late, I feel a little annoyed that I ran through the airport to find that my plane isn't boarding for another 30 minutes. Bah. BUT, just to continue with my annoyed behavior (only for sake of blog fodder of course) I will now list the types of airport people I have encountered so far tonight that bug me. Ahem:

Slaker surfer dude in board shorts and flip flops who keeps going back and forth in front of me to get more Starbucks. He's dragging his heels and the sound is almost as annoying as his thinning, stringy, dirty hair.

The large Indian family that keeps getting up as a whole group, grandma, parents, kids and luggage to go to the bathroom, head back to their seats, go check the desk to see if we're boarding yet, go back to their seats, go get Starbucks, go back to their seats. HEY! Send one representative! Your group keeps making a big breeze as you pass by me and you're making me cold.

The twenty-something blondie in 5-inch stilettos and rolling bag talking on her speaker phone as she walks by. Why do I care that you're saving Daniel a seat and he thinks that's cool? Also, what's with the heels? What will you do if you have to make an emergency landing?? At least wear sensible heels if you need to look nice. Leave the high-class hooker heels in your bag.

The woman I was behind exiting the bathroom. You don't stop in the doorway and block everyone's path while you figure out which direction to go. As a person that's perpetually lost, just step aside, it makes the world a much happier place and keeps me from plowing through you.

Any other type that I'm missing? That was kind of fun. A little amusing.