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Stephanie
08 April 2009 @ 09:51 pm
Anyone notice that her new song is basically her screeching notes about two keys above what's she's comfortable singing?

Also, her skirt is so short I'm sure you could find the video and pause it to see her vajayjay.

Of course Paula is giving her a standing ovation while doing her seal clap.  WHY IS PAULA WEARING GLOVES LIKE SHE'S ROYALTY??
 
 
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Stephanie
23 March 2006 @ 12:43 pm
My recent pet peeve is Paula Abdul. On Tuesday's latest installment of American Idol I commented to Karl that I have a problem with her applauding style. She keeps her elbows together and fingers wide apart while she claps her hands together. This is odd. But Paula is odd. Yesterday on MSN there was a tidbit about Paula that absolutely called her out on her odd behavior - along with her extremely annoying way of spouting random comments that have nothing to do with the competition at hand.  I love when my opinions are substantiated:

"In fact, Paula Abdul rarely answers the question just as she rarely offers a negative critique of a performance. If she does offer some kind of criticism, she buries those comments inside so many layers of fluff and drivel that it requires detailed analysis just to figure out what she really said. After she’s done, she claps her palms together as if her nails were drying, or as if she were a seal still learning how to perform. It’s absolutely maddening. Based on her lack of actual judging, she’s not even fit to be a judge."

She's a seal!! it's just too perfect a description.  Anyway...another tidbit on MSN today has seriously moved Paula up to Michael Jackson whacko status:

... Do Paula Abdul's private parts influence her tastes as a judge? Here's what the “American Idol” panelist said when Rolling Stone asked her if she's ever tempted to rip into contestants: “It's not my role. Why should I, when the guys to the right and left of me [Simon Cowell] will crush them? And that's on top of the fact that I have a vagina. Though I do check between my legs to see if something else is sprouting down there.” 

What?!?!?!?!?
 
 
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Stephanie
07 April 2004 @ 11:56 am
After scooting out of work around 8pm last night and ditching what was left of choir practice, I found myself in a cab with a pretty hot euro driver. Couldn't read his name tag (damnit, need to go check my eyeglass perscription) and I didn't ask where he was from (couldn't really tell by the accent...could've been British, could've been Norweigan...I'm horrible with accents, maybe he was Australian) anyhoo...Stopped off at Gordo's for a carne asade super burrito (yummmm) and made it home just in time to see Jon Peter Lewis mangle Elton John's "Rocket Man" on American Idol...but darn it, he still looks goofy in that adorable cute way that I love no matter how off key he goes.
Gotta love AI...vote for LaToya people, really, who else? For the past two seasons I have been able to come into the show during the start of the top ten/twelve finalists and know EXACTLY who is going to win. First with Kelly Clarkson and then, well, I predicted Clay Aiken who has done so much better than Ruben Studdard, but I could still forsee that Ruben would be in the top three. This year the top three should be LaToya, George Huff and Jennifer Hudson. When did this become my little AI message board? okay, moving on....

After AI my roommates and I FINALLY sat down together to plan our trip to Las Vegas. WHOOO! None of us have been to Vegas since we turned 21 (were all there with family when we were younger). It's April's birthday on the 23rd, so we're hoping to go that weekend, but we're running out of time to book any plane/hotel reservations. After searching EVERYWHERE online and even calling a few places we found a pretty good package for Southwest with reservations at Circus Circus. I'm pretty much cool with anything since I have the most flexibility with days off and budget, so I figured I'd let the other three girls figure it out, but they can't make a choice. Apparently the price is right for Gabi and Lindsay, but April despises Circus Circus as a hotel choice. She says it's cheesy...what the ?? My response: Isn't Vegas' full name, Las Cheesy Vegas?? anyway...still trying to agree on places/flights/etc. I have faith it will all work out and that we won't kill each other in the process.
 
 
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