20something guy with 20-something girl. They're acting lovey dovey and his cell phone rings and he answers.

Girl (trying to sound cute): Did you just shush me?? Why'd you shush me?

No response from the guy as he talks on the phone obviously coordinating where he needs to meet the other person on the phone.

Girl (trying harder): I can't believe you shushed me. (Girl leans over and tries to pinch and swat at the guy in a little girl obnoxious way)

Guy swats her away and keeps talking.

Guy into phone: do you have a fifth?

Girl: who is that?

Guy into phone: do you have beer?

Girl: who is that??

Guy into phone: well, do you have food?

Girl: WHO IS THAT???

Guy completely ignoring her and says into the phone: okay, see you in a bit.

Girl: what's going on. Are we hanging out with a bunch of hoodlums?

Guy: we're going to hayward.

Girl: I don't want to get shot.

Guy rolls his eyes and takes out a book.

1) Why is this guy putting up withher baby talk tha she obviously thinks is cute?
2) Why does she think this type of communication is attractive?
3) Why are they going to a party wth no alcohol or food?
4) Why did I blog about this?

I only have one answer and it's to question #4: Because facebook has ruined my ability to write.