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Stephanie
27 March 2009 @ 10:06 pm

So, I'm not the only one that is struggling with the insanity of online dating.  My cute, silly, awesome, former roomie Lindsay joined the speed dating site I tried about a year ago so she could go to a mixer with me and a couple other girls and in the process had to post a profile for herself.  From that, she received a message a couple days ago from a 40-year old in New York that is honestly, quite similar to about a dozen messages I've received in the past.  While it's funny enough to blog about, on the other hand, it's so damn depressing that we have to sort through these frogs for our princes.

This is, word for word, the message she received.  I did not doctor it to make it funnier.  All spelling and grammar mistakes are obviously not mine since you all know what a grammar snob I've turned into.

Loveguard sent you a message:
Hi,i you're really beautiful lady . How about I take you out to your favorite restaurant , then to a movie i realise am kinda just too far to do that right now but nevertheless we can get to work something out.
I'd like to get to know you better I realize that I'm probably not your type, but I thought I'd try anyway.
If you'd give me a chance, I'd show you that I'm the nicest guy you could ever want.
Hello, read my profile and let me know if you're interested....

Your Hot Like Fire


Ribbit...Ribbit...sigh
 
 
Current Location: bedroom
Current Mood: tired
 
 
Stephanie
22 March 2009 @ 08:44 pm
I heart the AP Style Guide. I didn't end up in the writing, reporting or publishing field as I originally thought I would, but I still have my AP Style Guide and I use it often. I love style. I love grammar. I love to tell others about it. Yes, I'm that person.

Here are two examples of what makes my inner copy editor cringe.



This first example was taken from Friday's edition of the San Francisco Chronicle. Apparently the paper is so hard-up that they can't pay for copy editors. They got the quote right within the article, but for some reason they confused "too" as "to" in the headline. 



 
This second example came from a flyer for a Pittsburg Historical Society Event. Here's a tip - an event can only be an annual event if it has happened more than once.

And thus concludes today's style lesson. Go forth and use English correctly.
 
 
Current Location: bedroom
Current Mood: satisfied
 
 
Stephanie
So I'm frustrated. Burnt out.  I'm tired beyond belief of dating.  I know this is something I blogged about a little while ago, but I have more to say.   BIG SHOCKER.

So THIS GUY refuses to call me.  He'll text.  He'll even text that he'll call me.  But then he doesn't call me.  He texts that he wants to go out again, but he won't call me to set it up.  I have no patience for this.  If I have to remain alone for the rest of my life and adopt thirteen cats to keep me company, I would prefer that than give in to a lazy man and either agree to a date via text or frickin' call him myself.

It's not like I was in a twenty year relationship and now I'm out of the loop when it comes to dating.  There was texting when I started dating Karl.  There were guys back then that wouldn't call. They would email, they would text...I wasn't having any of it.  I can't help but just silently scream (or publically blog) each time a potential date reverts to texting.  WHY WAS IT SO EASY THREE YEARS AGO??????  Why did one date easily turn into a second and then a third and then before I knew it I couldn't imagine my life without him?  Why does no one measure up???  AUGH

I have another date this Friday with someone new.  Of course, there's nothing wrong with this guy (yet).  He actually called to ask me out and has yet to text me once.  This is promising.  But honestly, he's got a lot against him...I'm just too tired to be accomodating or patient. If this date doesn't go well, I'm not just giving up on online dating, but I'm taking a nice, long, indefinite break from accepting any dates from anyone. 

...Except Cory, because he's an awesome friend. Or Justin, because he's gay.
 
 
Current Mood: Tipsy
Current Music: American Idol recap
 
 
Stephanie
03 February 2009 @ 07:18 am
The six-foot tall man standing over me on Bart has bad, bad, bad breath. It's 7am. How do you have bad breath? Didn't you just brush your teeth? Were you out of toothpaste? Mouthwash??
He's at least three feet above me (the one time I get a seat in the morning) and I can smell it. Plus he keeps leaning down to get something out of his bag on the floor so it's like a whole new burst of awfullness every minute or so.
Man, I need to star carrying mints in my purse to pass out to bad breath people or those weird people that smell like salami in the morning. I'm not passing out my gum. I only give that out to people I like.
 
 
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Current Music: alice morning show
 
 
Stephanie
24 November 2008 @ 10:23 pm

Let's analyze this photo for a bit.  There's a nice, big green recycling bin and a smaller, grey garbage bin for trash and non-recyclables.  Then we have a big bag of stinky trash as well as some newspapers, a bottle and a can. 

Which bin should the trash go into?  Which bin should the recycling items (paper, plastic/glass, aluminum) go into? 


hmmmm...I know...it's a toughy. 



OH! You think the trash should go in the trash bin and the recycling should go in the recycle bin???  My, my, you're like ONE HUNDRED TIMES SMARTER THAN MY ROOMMATES!!!!!!

 

 
 
Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: soapnet
 
 
Stephanie
23 November 2007 @ 02:30 pm
Yesterday we explored the things I'm thankful for in honor of Thanksgiving.  Today we get a glimpse at the things I'm pissed off about. 

- BART in general.  The lack of cars per train.  The stupid, inconsiderate people.  The generally dirty, cloth seats.  The cost.  The too small parking lots.
- The homeless problems in San Francisco and other locations in the Bay Area - it's getting worse, not better.  
- Women that are a size ten or smaller and tell me that they're fat.  Um...does that mean you think I'm a cow?
- People who are difficult just to be difficult.  People don't like you, they just put up with you.

And I get annoyed with various things throughout the basic day-to-day, but I don't want this list to get TOO long!  So, what pisses you off?
 
 
Current Location: parent's office
Current Mood: bitchy
Current Music: TLC on TV
 
 
Stephanie
12 November 2007 @ 11:09 pm
This day has been so long that I had to double check to make sure that my post earlier was from today and not yesterday.
Got home from work 5 minutes ago - no parking on my street and my roommates are too lazy to pick the random crap up from the garage floor that's blocking them from parking INSIDE the garage so I had to park a block and a half away. So now tomorrow when I go to leave I have to drive back towards my house so I can shut the garage door with the clicker. Oh yeah, did I mention I haven't been able to walk through the front door for over two weeks because of the recent renovation "project."

I'm so over this.
 
 
Current Location: bedroom - lights out
Current Mood: moody
 
 
Stephanie
11 November 2007 @ 03:16 pm
Okay, ew, gross. Man next to me in yoga class was sweating so much that you could hear a splash of sweat every time he laid down or moved on his mat. Gross, dude, it's called a towel - use it.
 
 
Current Location: bedroom
Current Mood: grossed out
Current Music: project runway
 
 
Stephanie
28 March 2007 @ 09:04 am
I have a new pet peeve:  Women who apply their makeup while riding the train in the morning.

Now, I'm not talking about the casual lip-gloss applier or the woman who needs a quick powder touch up or takes a small look in a mirror to check her hair.  I'm talking about these women who carry around their entire makeup case, liquids, brushes, pens, sponges, etc in their purse and spend the entire FORTY-FIVE MINUTE Bart ride into the city applying and caking the makeup on.

The first time I became irked at this was last week.  The woman who sat next to me kept applying and applying.  She was probably in her forties, but she looked pretty and "normal."  But when she finished she had painted on black eyebrows and cakey face makeup and aged herself to about 60.  Yuck.

This morning I saw an even worse culprit.  A girl about 21-22, probably just out of college.  She looked like me about four years ago - young, fresh, ready for work in the "big city."  She was dressed appropriately enough for working in an office, but not in a suit.  She was beautiful...and then she pulled out the makeup bag.  At first she started with eyeshadow.  So I gave her the benefit of the doubt - maybe she was running late and just wanted to apply some eyeshadow.  I can get behind that.  But, NO, she continued with ridiculous black, liquid eyeliner.  She drew a thick black line and angled it just before the end of her eyelid so she looked like a cat or like she was going clubbing for the evening.  Then there was the annoying five minute application of black mascara.  Can anyone say "tarantula eyelashes"?  EEK.  And just when I thought she might be done - I mean, you do your mascara LAST, right? She brought out the foundation powder - not the kind of powder that sometimes you need to "set" your makeup or if it's going to be hot and humid outside (like that ever happens in San Francisco though) and you need to cut back on anything oliy that may be going on...NO, this was the powder foundation, the FIRST THING she should have applied, going on last and going on EVERYWHERE.  She had a big fluffy brush and she applied the powder from the top of her forehead to down on her neck and past her ears.  Who the hell taught this girl to put makeup on like that.  I almost had to say something.  I'm still not sure how I kept myself from taking her makeup bag and brush case and tossing them all out the Bart door at the West Oakland Station.

My goodness, this girl was gorgeous in that natural beauty, the rest of us should hate her for her skin kind of way.  And she goes and makes herself look like a whore.  So sad.

Honestly ladies, if you don't know how to put makeup on - a FULL face - in five minutes, then you're doing it wrong.  Even though Carmindy on What Not To Wear on TLC kinda gets on my nerves at times, she definitely knows what she's talking about when it comes to makeup.  Watch her make someone over and you will see the proper techniques, application and order you should be applying product; especially if you're getting ready for work.  Going out on the town with your girlfriends on a Saturday night or working a corner over on Broadway may require a bit more time and product.  Lets try to keep work and tricks separate.


 
 
Current Location: work
Current Mood: bitchy
 
 
Stephanie
08 December 2006 @ 09:10 am

I sat next to a super inconsiderate man on BART this morning.  He sat on the aisle seat and wouldn't move over when I wanted to sit in the vacant seat next to him.  In fact, he barely moved aside so I could get by him.  Even though most people don't have the decency to move over to the window seat so it's easier for new riders to sit in the aisle seats, at least people usually get off their fat asses and let the other person get to the window seat.  But instead of AT LEAST that courtesy, I had to crawl over the guy and I bang my knee into the seat in front of me.  grrr

So I tried to give the guy the benefit of the doubt.  'Maybe he's getting off at the next stop, because it's a transfer stop,' I thought to myself.  But he didn't.  And he didn't get off at the airport or at Lake Merrit where a good portion of the train usually gets off to get to downtown Oakland.  AND, when we got to the Embarcadero (First stop in SF), he didn't even move.  What a prick.  Make my climb over him twice.  What's the point of that?!  Isn't it easier to sit by the window than to have someone you don't know climb over you to get in and out of the seat.  What a douche.

And he had the rankest breath.  Please people, if you're going to ride public transportation brush your teeth.  Take a shower.  DO NOT wear perfume or cologne.

Thank you.

 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
Stephanie
02 November 2006 @ 10:07 am

People that confuse Advice for Advise.  

When I need my bosses to clarify something I send them an email that says, "Please advise."  But I often get requests from others that say, "Please advice." 

Small, but it irks me.  I think it's the copy editor in me.

 
 
Current Mood: working
 
 
Stephanie
21 August 2006 @ 12:32 pm
The companion blog category to my - 'Things that are sure to make me happy.'

:-(  Bad Potato Salad - Dillars has completely offended my skilled potato salad palate.  It has dry, huge chunks of dry potatoes, garlic instead of onion and no mustard!!  And did I mention it was DRY?!?!?  This is just eggey tasting potatoes.  YUCK.  Double YUCK.

:-(  Dillar's also put cheese on my tuna sandwich when I specifically stated in my order "NO CHEESE!"  What if I had been lactose intolerant?? 

Dillar's has pissed me off.  

humpf  

;-)
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
Stephanie
09 June 2006 @ 02:42 pm
Why do some bars in San Francisco only take cash?  Absolutely no credit cards?  But more importantly, why do these bars get brought up as possible happy hour locations for my company?  I hate being the bearer of bad news.
 
 
Current Mood: exanimate
Current Music: Only the good die young-Billy Joel (in my head; why???)
 
 
Stephanie
18 May 2006 @ 02:24 pm

Bart sucks.  Not only do they raise the price of tickets every few months or so without warning or informing the riders, but now they will start charging for parking.  They're not going to charge at every station, just the ones that attract the most people, aka, the people at the end of the line like me get screwed.  I have to deal with all the people from the tri-valley and the central valley outside of the bay area coming into my town and crowding our parking lots and trains.  When will we ever see a new station???  When will they make it easier for people to travel from Dublin to Walnut Creek (a 15 minute drive) without having to take three trains (about an hour ride depending on if the connection trains wait for the transferring trains).  When will people on the Dublin/Pleasanton line get as many trains (and train cars!) as the Pittsburg/Bay Point line that comes every 5 minutes as compared to the every 15 minutes my train comes.  We're just as crowded, if not MORE so, because of the lack of service.
But back to parking...the daily parking fee for everyone (including carpoolers who get the closest parking lot, to people like me who have to park in BoFo) is $1 a day. They have validation machines inside the stations that will take money off of your tickets - Lord knows this is going to be an issue, because the travelers at my station seem slow; as in special.  I'm sure there will be numerous times when one of the three will happen:
1. The person forgets which stall # they parked in and will hold up the line while they try to figure it out.
2. The person doesn't have enough money on their card to accomodate the $1 charge and hold up the line while they search for change to increase their card amount.
3. The person is just too damn slow and will hold me up as my train leaves the station.  I will wait another 15 minutes in either the freezing cold or the humidity (because there is no middle ground in Dublin in the mornings) and I'll be late for work.  

Here's the other issue, it may only be a dollar, but I still feel raped.  Why?  Because I'm sure it will get raised little by little till my current $10/day RoundTrip ticket becomes $20/day.  I can just see it now...and why do we continue to take "America's best public transportation system"?, because it's technically cheaper than filling up my gas tank every other day for a drive into the City and getting raped instead by the toll bridge.  

But that doesn't mean I can't still be pissed off.

 
 
Current Mood: pissed off