So, I'm not the only one that is struggling with the insanity of online dating. My cute, silly, awesome, former roomie Lindsay joined the speed dating site I tried about a year ago so she could go to a mixer with me and a couple other girls and in the process had to post a profile for herself. From that, she received a message a couple days ago from a 40-year old in New York that is honestly, quite similar to about a dozen messages I've received in the past. While it's funny enough to blog about, on the other hand, it's so damn depressing that we have to sort through these frogs for our princes.
This is, word for word, the message she received. I did not doctor it to make it funnier. All spelling and grammar mistakes are obviously not mine since you all know what a grammar snob I've turned into.
Loveguard sent you a message:
Hi,i you're really beautiful lady . How about I take you out to your favorite restaurant , then to a movie i realise am kinda just too far to do that right now but nevertheless we can get to work something out.
I'd like to get to know you better I realize that I'm probably not your type, but I thought I'd try anyway.
If you'd give me a chance, I'd show you that I'm the nicest guy you could ever want.
Hello, read my profile and let me know if you're interested....
Your Hot Like Fire
Ribbit...Ribbit...sigh

satisfied